Contact Information
Just in case the website didn't answer all of your questions, or you would like some custom work done, you can email me. I check my email several times per day and will likely get back to you within a few hours. However if I don't get back to you right away, don't fret! It could mean I'm out of town for a day or to without accessable wifi, or it could simply mean that your question takes some actual thought to answer. If you are asking about client work, often I will confer with the invisibles to see if I would be able to successfully work for you. If you haven't received a reply within 3 days, I recommend that you resend your email since sometimes emails do vanish into cyberspace.Do not email me if: you are asking a magical question that could be answered by just reading a few books or searching online. You will most likely not get a reply and will just test my patience. Or if you are just info mining. Do you really think that I give out secret information to a complete stranger? Ha! Most importantly don't email me if you are just full of shit and/or up to something. You don't think I can tell? Well OK I *may* play along if I'm bored or you are paying for my services, however I won't trust you as far as I can throw you, and it won't do either of us any good. Lastly, if you think your life is about to end because you can't get the girl/guy you want and your email would make a drama queen look boring, just don't bother. Or if you think your life is about to end because you have no money, but you want to send me $100 for my servies. Get a clue! I will not do work for someone who is so broke they can't afford it. I also don't do free work for complete strangers (if I did, I would be doing free work all day everday). So if you want free work, go on one of those nice fluffy newage boards and post asking for help, not my email address!
Now that all said, the best way to contact me is to email me at: oipteaapdoce@hotmail.com